I always want what I can’t have then when a comparable alternative comes along I freak out and run away

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

(Source: funkes)

overlordofthelollipopguild:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

Fuck everything

(Source: cirquereveur)

Anonymous asked
You posted a thong pic once, a long time ago. What's a girl got to do to charm you enough to make you share another?

Well come off anon, for one. Idk, Id have to think about it. I’ve gained like 35 pounds since I took that picture

braydoss69 asked
Hey beautiful do you have snapchat if so what's your username??😀

Same as my URL but if you’re shady I’m blocking your ass

callme-captain-backfire asked
I tried adding you on snapchat. Is your name the same as this one on tumblr? I wanna snapchat with you sooo bad! Love the way you look!

Yeah it’s the same

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

weareapornblog asked
Listen up you little slut, you are a collection of fuckholes used ONLY for my pleasure. Is that understood? From now on you will refer to me as sir and you will listen to everything I say. I'm going to help you become the slut you secretly crave to be. Imagine me pushing you up against a wall, and ripping your clothes off. One hand wraps around your throat while the other traces down your body to your warm, wet pussy. You quiver a little, and feel my thick 8" cock press against you. Skype me.

submissivefeminist:

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Listen up, pumpkin. You are a self-entitled worthless sack of shit and you really need to knock of the misogyny before you speak to a woman again. No one likes you or your eight inches. Your sense of importance is not cute, and it makes you look as pathetic as you are. Kindly grow the fuck up or die in a ditch, please.